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The former screamo kid ain't even good enough for the bronies. Still, Hawtin throwing some credibility at Skrillex's Mickey Mouse beats makes me a bit vexed. I can't credit Skrillex for dubtrot's saccharine ear-trauma (he'd sooner produce Korn's new album), and I love me some bass, like Richie Hawtin's classically ferocious live sets, replete with viscera-rearranging throbs and mind-splintering breaks. One might 'dub' Blake's enveloping atmospherics as post-dubstep, but if he calls out Skrillex's antics ' without naming him,' then I'm taking Blake's side.įrat boys killed big beat, so it's no shocker those same meatheads took to Skrillex's inelegant steroidal “ brostep” like Flutter Ponies to glitter. Now me, I'm in crooner/producer James Blake's camp, thanks in no small part to my NYC muse's insistence. 'Cuz Dubstep with Rainbows is 20% Cooler!!! XD' writes uploader-and purported My Little Pony fanboy 'brony'-ZestyArt, crediting the track (or its inspiration/style?) to Skrillex, dubstep's macho-ass posterboy. It's a Youtube clip, a blessing and curse to the post-MTV generation, as we get strobey visuals with the seismic beats and chirpy Pony dialogue. Speaking of creepily upbeat, let's talk 'dubtrot.' Kottke mentions ' Rainbowstep,' which I guess is a good primer for newbies. In this big-screen debut of My Little Pony, the Little Ponies must stop the evil witch Hydia and her two incompetent daughters Reeka and Draggle from covering Dream Valley in a purple goo called 'the Smooze'.

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The ponies must then figure out how to get rid of the smooze. And that sequence when the witches are rowing a pantaloons-propelled skiff over waves of Smooze, singing 'Nothing Can Stop the Smooze' to a barbershop-style chorus…that's still creepily upbeat. Meanwhile back in Ponyland the witches have brewed up some Smooze to destroy the ponies home. Granted, De Laurentiis Entertainment Group distributed Maximum Overdrive and Blue Velvet the same year. Hell, Danny DeVito gets lead credit, voicing the Grundle King (choice quote: 'I try not ta mention it too often! Witches! Smooze! It was terribuhl!'). The Ponies-with names like Lickety-Split or Shady, denoted by the ice-cream cone or sunglass tattoos on their respective asses-hurl rainbows (though not unicorn poop) at the evil ooze, saving their kingdom. I rewatched My Little Pony: The Movie to see if it carried the same shock value as it had two decades' prior.

Visions of surly, singing ooze consumed my dreams that night. Though I was young, I distinctly remember being coerced into the theater by my sister.

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The trouble began with an absolutely frightening film poster, depicting this purple ooze monster called The Smooze attacking the Ponies' Dream Castle. Download GIF animation, cartoon, 80s, vintage, or share smooze animation retro, rainbow, mlp, witches, oldschool, hasbro, wind whistler, hearthrob You can. My Little Pony-specifically My Little Pony: The Movie-tarnished my childhood. The sadomasochist in me just had to investigate further. I dont know whether Maurice Sendak ever explicitly said that imagination should never be limited by false notions of absurdity or risk, but as a kid sprawled out on the floor reading and rereading his books, especially In the Night Kitchen and Where the Wild Things Are, this is what he taught me.The internet does tell me he said the following: I refuse to cater to the bullshit of innocence.

Apparently, there exists this horrifying, fist-pumping subgenre called ' dubtrot,' i.e. Yet Jason Kottke's thorough followup to a New York Times correction-which had misnamed a particular Pony character-magnified my worst grade-school fears by combining the two. Instead of destroying it, the Rainbow of Light revert it back to its original size, while also turning it green and mostly harmless, due to its incomplete creation.There are few things in contemporary pop culture that elicit my fight-or-flight instincts more acutely than My Little Pony and dubstep. Twilight, Applejack, Firefly, Surprise, Sparkler, and Posey, the new bearers of the Rainbow of Light, use it to stop it. By having it absorb as many shiny things it could get its slimy hands on, while it gets bigger. But then she noticed how it gotten bigger when it absorbed the shiny objects in the room, which gave her an idea on how to attack Ponyland. Hydia starts throwing a hissy fit for this mess-up, blaming her daughters for it. Instead it slithered toward the witches to hug and kiss them. It was smaller and lacked malice, and eyes for that matter.

Sometime after the events of the G1 cartoon (probably after the Williams kids left Ponyland for good), the Witches (Hydia, Reeka, and Draggle) try to concoct the Smooze again to try to attack the more united Ponyland.īut something gone wrong with the ingredients (probably thanks to Draggle's clumsiness), and it ended up looking like this: